October 11, 2012

 

The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals.  That doesn’t mean that God doesn’t love heterosexuals.  It’s just that they need more supervision.  ~Lynn Lavner

 

Homosexuality is god’s way of insuring that the truly gifted aren’t burdened with children.  ~Sam Austin

 

If homosexuality is a disease, let’s all call in queer to work:  “Hello.  Can’t work today, still queer.”  ~Robin Tyler

 

You know what they say:  You can’t teach a gay dog straight tricks.  ~Trey Parker & Matt Stone, South Park

 

You could move.  ~Abigail Van Buren, “Dear Abby,” in response to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood

 

There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex.  People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats.  ~Elton John

 

For a long time I thought I wanted to be a nun.  Then I realized that what I really wanted to be was a lesbian.  ~Mabel Maney

 

Why can’t they have gay people in the army?  Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, “Who’d you call a faggot?”  ~John Stewart

 

There’s this illusion that homosexuals have sex and heterosexuals fall in love.  That’s completely untrue.  Everybody wants to be loved.  ~Boy George

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